 글쓴이 : Joshua Mas
등록일 : 2012-12-12 조회 : 592
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Pussy Magnet, need I say more? |
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* 상품명 : (4BH) 더리스 남성 슬림핏 지퍼 비죠장식포인트 긴팔후드티셔츠
* 모델명 : 4BH-PURPLE-L |
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| * 회원신장 : 5.8 (ft) /
회원체중 : 165 (lbs) |
All my Life, I have been labled a dweeb, loser, creep, weirdo, or chump. All my Life...that is...until I recieved THIS bad boy in my mail. As soon as I ripped the shit outta that silver postage bag, slipped that bad mamma jamma on, I instantly noticed a +20 increase in my charisma. Surprisingly, I noticed a pair of badass shades appear on my face, OUT OF NO WHERE!
There I was...basking in the glow of my newly aquired jacket. Pair of badass glasses seated neatly upon my face, +20 charisma, and a random woman sucking on my weiner...I'd be lying now if I said I wasn't wearing the jacket as I type this...
ok, perhaps I might have stretched the truth a bit upon what had happened when I put on the jacket. Glasses did not appear out of nowhere, nor was my charisma rasied by 20, but one thing is for certain: I look damn good in this jacket, no lie!
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